Moral Jokes 👍

The Cookie Dilemma

SpongeBob baked 12 cookies.

Patrick ate 11.

“Those were for the orphans,” SpongeBob said.

Patrick blinked. “Then I just saved them from cavities.”

SpongeBob frowned. “Sharing is caring.”

Patrick hugged him. “Then I shared your cookies with myself!”

“You missed the point.”

“Nope. I ate the point.”

SpongeBob sighed.

Lesson learned: Don’t trust hungry best friends with baked goods.

The Mirror Talk

Daffy looked into the mirror.

“Hello, handsome,” he said.

The mirror cracked.

“Rude,” Daffy muttered.

He walked outside, posing for strangers.

“Autograph?” he asked.

They ran away screaming.

Bugs Bunny snorted. “Confidence is cute. Delusion isn’t.”

Daffy blinked.

Then checked the mirror again—now wearing sunglasses.

The Homework Hustle

Bart copied Lisa’s homework.

“I added a joke, so it's technically new,” he said.

Lisa sighed. “You can’t fake effort.”

“But I faked the grade.”

“You can’t fake knowledge.”

Bart grinned. “I can fake pride.”

Later, he failed the test.

Lisa handed him a pencil.

“Try again. For real this time.”

He nodded—then started to write.

The Shortcut

Tom saw cheese in a trap.

“Must be Jerry’s lunch,” he smirked.

He skipped breakfast and lunged.

SNAP! The trap caught his paw.

Jerry ate popcorn from the couch.

“You always fall for the easy path,” Jerry said.

Tom groaned, holding ice.

“But cheese is cheese!”

“Not if it’s bait.”

Tom took notes this time.

The Genius and the Joke

Jimmy built a robot that solved puzzles.

Carl sneezed on it—it exploded.

“Why do I even try?” Jimmy groaned.

Carl laughed. “Because I make life interesting!”

“You ruin experiments.”

“I improve punchlines.”

Jimmy cracked a smile.

“Fine. You’re the chaos. I’m the logic.”

“And together we’re science comedy!”

Jimmy nodded. “That… actually makes sense.”